IM DRIVING TO SCHOOL AND I FORGOT THAT I HAD A PERIOD APP TO WARN ME AND I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
you make my boner drop faster than my phone’s battery % in a waiting room
I FOUND IT AGAIBN ITS BACK HAHAHHAHA ITS BACK
I’m crying real tears
You should treat your girlfriend like a princess and her throne should be your face.
you heard her, now have some respect and let it go, stop reblogging the pictures
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!